The Stone Cold Truth About Hot Air Balloon Rides
Greetings, fly guys and fly girls! If you ever considered going on a hot air balloon ride, but don’t know what you’re getting into, then you’ve come to the right spot. Last summer, my daughter and I took flight in a hot air balloon, compliments of my friends at the US Hot Air Balloon Team. Boy, let me tell me you, the experience was something else! And as a certified balloonatic (OK, not really), I figure that gives me enough credibility (this is probably wrong, too) to debunk myths and spit hot truths about hot air balloon rides.
YOU CAN’T GO ON A HOT AIR BALLOON RIDE ANYTIME OF THE DAY
Ever notice that you’ve never looked up in sky during lunchtime in the summer, and seen a hot air balloon floating by? Me neither, but there is a reason for that. A hot air balloon ride is very susceptible to weather, and can only fly in the most stable of conditions. For scientific and technical reasons beyond my pay grade, this happens to be before dawn or occasionally at dusk.
For J and I, this meant taking a 45 minute long Uber ride at 4:30AM from our hotel to the heart of Amish country in Pennsylvania, Bird In Hand. We had to arrive by 5:30AM, at the US Hot Air Balloon Team’s headquarters. If you’ve ever wanted to wake roosters up, instead of vice versa, I highly recommend taking early morning hot air balloon rides. Also, to give you an idea of the high volatility/subjectivity of ballooning, ours was a shared flight, with two long-time friends, and an older couple. This was the older couple’s sixth attempt at trying to take a hot air balloon ride, as every other time that they tried, it ended up being cancelled because of the weather. Talk about your hardcore balloonatics!
THE CHASE
Unlike an airplane, hot air balloons do not need an airport to depart from. After we arrived at the headquarters, we were then transported via white van to the launch point, which was just an open field. The van’s driver and navigator also doubled as set up and take down crew. Most interesting, though, is that the van was a chase vehicle. While in the air, the van followed the balloon around, until it landed. Watching this lonely white vehicle on the empty roads from high in the sky, kind of made me feel like a journalist in a chopper following OJ Simpson’s Bronco. Kind of.
up, up, and…..in?
At the launch point, the crew setup the hot air balloon, which was much larger in person (like, small building-sized) and inflate it. I then realized that the basket, which was also larger in person (the size of a small car, and about chest level high) didn’t have a door. So how the heck do you get in it, you ask?
The answer is….not delicately.
The older couple weren’t especially agile, for lack of a better term, especially the wife. They thought that the basket would be on its side, and that they would get in, sit on the bottom, and wait for the inflated balloon to pull it upright.
This wasn’t the case, though.
The crew are there to assist, but for the most part, you’re on your own, to enter the basket. In the couple’s case, the crew gently helped lift the wife up, and over, the edge of it. In the husband’s case, he climbed in on his own, with some struggle. When it came to J’s case, I gave her a boost and dropped her in, since the basket was too high for her to climb on her own. In my case, I tried to clear the edge by leaping over it, like how this guy jumped over the wrestling ropes. Spoiler alert: my leap was U-G-L-Y, and I ain’t got no alibi:
THE SOUND OF SILENCE
Once you’re in, there is nowhere to go but up. For real, when in flight, the experience of hot air balloon rides is as breathtaking as you probably imagine it to be. Our US Hot Air Balloon ride was over miles of farmland in Amish country. Picturesque views of the Pennsylvania landscape stretched as far as the eye could see. The world seems so different when you’re gliding through the sky, thousands of feet in the air. Surprisingly, it was very quiet. Besides the chit chat of those on board, the only sound was the hissing of the burners. At one point, we could hear dogs barking below!
BE PREPARED FOR A CRASH LANDING
Unlike planes, hot air balloons don’t just land on a runway. In our case, the pilots pointed out a spot in an open field that looked land-able, called down to the chase vehicle to see if it was OK or not, and after receiving affirmation, started the descent. They actually missed the spot, then had to re-ascend, and get the chase vehicle to confirm another location.
Unlike planes, hot air balloons don’t have wheels, to roll into a gentle landing. They literally just crash into the ground. Now depending on how skilled your pilot is, the crash landing varies in gentleness. In our case, it knocked me off of my feet (word to Stevie Wonder!), because I didn’t have time to brace myself, and J went tumbling into the side of the basket.
This was considered a good landing.
So….crash, and dash?
Once on the ground, you don’t just leave the balloon, and take off in the chase vehicle. Everything needs to be packed up, too. One of the dudes in the crew was jacked (re: very muscular), and he had the job of doing most of the heavy lifting (fun fact: a deflated hot air balloon still weighs a lot). I tried to help where I could, as well, though. We happened to be in an Amish family’s farm, so they all came out, too see what all the commotion was. I’m sure the scene was quite the culture shock to them! Once the van was loaded up, we headed back to the headquarters, where we celebrated our save travels with the traditional balloonist champagne toast. J had orange juice, by the way, so stop wagging your fingers, people.
ARE HOT AIR BALLOONS RIDES SAFE?
Aww, the proverbial elephant in the room, err, post. Are hot air balloons safe?
The answer is….I think so? I mean, it is a pretty outdated mode of transportation. When you’re planning a trip on Google Maps, a balloon is never an option for the fastest way there. It’s all for pleasure and enjoyment now, based on skills and techniques developed over centuries of balloon aviation.
Whereas, for example, people a long time ago stopped riding those bikes with the giant wheels, because of how dangerous they were, ballooning remains a popular past time today. If they weren’t suitable, they wouldn’t still be a “thing”, right? The accident rates online seem to support hot air balloons as being fairly safe, too.
J couldn’t peak over the edge unless I lifted her up, so there was no concern of the basket rocking, if that’s what you’re thinking (or at least that’s what I was thinking, after watching that episode of Family Matters recently, where Steve Urkel and Carl go up in a hot air balloon, and that’s what happens to Carl). The basket’s floor was sturdy, too. So, to me, as someone who is pretty cautious, somewhat afraid of heights, and flying with a child, I didn’t feel like we were in any real danger….except during the landing, as mentioned.
All in all, hot air balloon rides, while not for everyone, are a really cool experience. I’d recommend them anyone looking to book a flight with their kids, if they’re up for it.
Until the next one, you balloonatics, peace!
Disclaimer: we received a complimentary flight from US Hot Air Balloon Team while on a press trip in Hershey, PA. All opinions expressed are mine, as always.
I have never done the Hot air balloon ride but it has been on my list for long. This article is great as it talks clearly about the dos and donts. Thanks for this.
I see hot air balloon rides all the time here in Sedona!
This is great stuff. Informative too. But as someone who is scared of heights, I can never do this. Lol
Looks like a fun thing to do…a little scary though! Didn’t know many details about it till now!
This is nice information about how to ride a hot air balloon. But, I am also someone who is afraid of heights so I can’t ride a hot air balloon.
I’ve been wanting to do a hot air balloon ride in Turkey! But I know everything needs to align. Maybe next time I’ll be able to do it
I have never been in a hot air balloon before and this post makes me realize what’s it will take me to get into that basket.
Thanks for sharing.
I think this article has taken the fear out me getting in a hot air balloon. It something I want to do if I ever travel to Egypt after this article I think will consider it.
They are having an air balloon festival by me soon and I was planning to go soon.
Interesting! I didn’t know that hot air balloons could only fly certain times of day. That makes sense.
I love watching hot air balloons but I’m too scared to actually ride in one. Lol read that as I’m a big old chicken and terrified of heights. This sounds like it was a pretty amazing time though. I would have loved to see the look on the Amish families face when they realized a giant balloon landed in their field. Probably as shocked as I would have been. This was a great read thanks for sharing
Thanks lol. And yes, they were shocked, and in awe. It was funny, as the father came out first, to approach us, but then in the distance, we could see his family all trying to peak and get a look, too. He eventually brought them all over to us.
I’ve never been on a hot air balloon but I don’t know if I would want to LOL It seems cool and scary!
Oh wow! Your sense of humor is fun 🙂
My husband and I were talking about hot air balloons in a conversation yesterday, so this was such a pleasant read!
I can’t imagine how the old couple managed jumping over, yikes….I also have a concern — are hot air balloons really hot to be in?
Glad you guys enjoyed though, and thanks for such an interesting read!!!
Thanks! I actually thought it would be the opposite, in terms of weather (a bit cold, as we were to be high in the sky). It was pretty warm, though, because our ride was in the summer, but not unbearably so. The hot air didn’t affect us too much, I think.
Never tried this and after reading this post I have to think ten times before going to try it 😀 Thanks for letting me know about all untold stuff!
Having done this once, I completely agree with your pints. And, I loved your way of writing! cheers!
If you do not want a ride in a hot air balloon but want to see something magnificent make sure you go to Albuquerque and check out the hot air balloons that happen once a year or maybe several times I’m not sure I think it’s once…. It’s a magnificent sight to see!
https://www.visitalbuquerque.org/event/albuquerque-international-balloon-fiesta%C2%AE-2021/39750/