Stolen Cars and Kidnapping Rabbits – An Easter Story

  In terms of holidays, Easter is definitely on the “Mt. Rushmore of Best Days Of The Year”, for my kids.  Now, how this holiday has evolved from its origins to what it represents today is a thinkpiece subject for a far more intellectually stimulating site than this one. In our house, while Easter is mainly about family, it’s also […]

Sleeping? Beauty!

Kids passing out in random places is hilarious, man. Like, I personally have never been so tired that I just had to curl up and sleep on anywhere but a bed, couch or chair. Well, except for the time when I fell asleep on my floor, face first, in a plate of Chinese food  But that doesn’t count, because I […]

A Funny Parenting Blog Post About Bedtme

Make no mistake about it, the bedtime routine in our house still kind of sucks. And yeah, while it helps this funny parenting blog…..it still kind of sucks Sure, there are occasions where B and J, when told to go to bed, will happily oblige, settle down for the night, and be asleep in no time. There are also occasions […]

Bedtime For Kids WTF – Flaming Panties Edition

One of the cool parts about being a parent is the never-ending string of learning experiences. Not just by your kids, though, but by you, too. It’s always something, man. Bedtime for kids is a common source of chaos, in our house. Take the other night, for example, when my house was almost set ablaze by a pair of underwear.   […]

Talk That Talk

  I don’t discuss it very often on here, but getting the kids to go to bed remains an ongoing problem for us. The struggle is real, man. At this point, I probably have a better chance of winning the lottery, than I do of telling B and J to go to sleep and have them happily oblige, with no […]

DIY Craft: A Puppet Show Stage!

As I’ve mentioned on this site several times before, the bedtime routine in our house is a constant losing battle. It’s not all bad, however. In fact, one of the small joys of my day is reading the kids a story before bed.  Or, you know, reading to them when they’re supposed to go to bed, to be more specific. […]

Deuces

    I thought that things would be different. Getting B to go to bed occasionally borders on ridiculous. Some of his exploits have been legend – wait for it- dary (word to Barney Stinson!). He’s a non-stop maniac. Conversely. J has such a chill personality. I figured that once she hit the terrible twos, by comparison,  getting her to […]

Old School Style

    I need to come clean about something. Not too long ago, our family was homeless. We were homeless for quite a few months, actually.     Wait. I need to come clean about that.  See, an opportunity came up which we thought was too good to pass up, to purchase a brand new house,  built from scratch. The catch […]

Bedtime WTF Awards – Fantasy Edition

Fantasy Football. Those two words can bring a tear to your eye, for numerous reasons.  Maybe it’s a tear of joy, because your team kills it for the week, or because  that dude you took a flyer on off of the waiver wire has a career game and amasses a ton of points. Maybe it’s a tear of anguish, because […]