Kids passing out in random places is hilarious, man. Like, I personally have never been so tired that I just had to curl up and sleep on anywhere but a bed, couch or chair. Well, except for the time when I fell asleep on my floor, face first, in a plate of Chinese food But that doesn’t count, because I […]
I’m a liar. What? I can admit it. I’m not always entirely honest with my kids. I mean, I do strive to be as forthright with them as possible. Sometimes, however, a little white lie or two is required. Yo, I’m not trying to be that deceptive; it’s just, on occasion, it’s best for everyone involved to keep B […]
Make no mistake about it, the bedtime routine in our house still kind of sucks. And yeah, while it helps this funny parenting blog…..it still kind of sucks Sure, there are occasions where B and J, when told to go to bed, will happily oblige, settle down for the night, and be asleep in no time. There are also occasions […]
One of the cool parts about being a parent is the never-ending string of learning experiences. Not just by your kids, though, but by you, too. It’s always something, man. Bedtime for kids is a common source of chaos, in our house. Take the other night, for example, when my house was almost set ablaze by a pair of underwear. […]
I don’t discuss it very often on here, but getting the kids to go to bed remains an ongoing problem for us. The struggle is real, man. At this point, I probably have a better chance of winning the lottery, than I do of telling B and J to go to sleep and have them happily oblige, with no […]
As I’ve mentioned on this site several times before, the bedtime routine in our house is a constant losing battle. It’s not all bad, however. In fact, one of the small joys of my day is reading the kids a story before bed. Or, you know, reading to them when they’re supposed to go to bed, to be more specific. […]
I thought that things would be different. Getting B to go to bed occasionally borders on ridiculous. Some of his exploits have been legend – wait for it- dary (word to Barney Stinson!). He’s a non-stop maniac. Conversely. J has such a chill personality. I figured that once she hit the terrible twos, by comparison, getting her to […]
I need to come clean about something. Not too long ago, our family was homeless. We were homeless for quite a few months, actually. Wait. I need to come clean about that. See, an opportunity came up which we thought was too good to pass up, to purchase a brand new house, built from scratch. The catch […]
Fantasy Football. Those two words can bring a tear to your eye, for numerous reasons. Maybe it’s a tear of joy, because your team kills it for the week, or because that dude you took a flyer on off of the waiver wire has a career game and amasses a ton of points. Maybe it’s a tear of anguish, because […]
Mike is a blogger and content creator from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. A married father of three, Daddy Realness is about Mike’s experiences as a parent, which are sometimes good, sometimes bad, but always real, and always entertaining!